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If I Only was 18
To the tune of: If I Only had a Brain

Legal prospects being brighter,
I could be a heavy fighter,
With my armour all agleam.
I would fight and kill each soldier,
If I was a little older
If I only was eighteen.

I would need no children's waiver
For a seneschal's good favour
So he need not vent his spleen.
I'd see Pennsic without parents,
For they are a good deterrent
If I only was eighteen.

Oh I could tell you how
I'd while away the days.
I would spend events in alcoholic haze
And then I'd buy another case.
(Wait, that's nineteen!)

I can say with fair reliance
That there's always arts and science
But the weaving turns me green.
For my birthday I'll be waiting
And my options contemplating.
If I only was eighteen.